1 . If time doesn't wait for you , don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2 . Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian . Think about it .
3 . Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear , but what we are inside. So , try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!
4 . Don't walk as if you rule the world , walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking!
5 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6 . He was a good man . He never smoked , drank had no affair . When he died , the insurance company refused the claim . They said , he who never lived , cannot die!
7 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8 . So many options for suicide:
Poison , sleeping pills , hanging , jumping from a building , lying on train tracks , but we chose Marriage , slow but sure!
9 . Only 20 percent boys have brains , rest has girlfriends!
10 . All desirable things in life are either illegal , banned , expensive or Married to someone else!
11 . 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving . This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
